"As it hit the bottom of each cup, that familiar, comforting sizzle of carbonic acid rising from liquid echoed forth amidst a froth of bubbles." WHAT KIND OF FUCKING KID TALKS LIKE THAT? SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW HALF OF THOSE WORDS, WHAT KIND OF KID DOES; I WILL TELL WICH ONE: SPAWNS OF SATAN, THOSE KNOW WHAT THAT JIBBER-JABBER SHIT MEANS