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  • MathWhizofMC -

    Our poking war has begun!

  • Jirou_Chan -

    why do you poking me sir? :3 I'll Poke back!

  • Mystery -

    if you want the forum, you'll need to beat me to a shooting competition.

  • TheSoulSmiles -

    y u poke

    • Dork Simulator -

      It's how I mark my territory. I have yet to conquer all of this forum

  • TerrionGaming -

    Did thou joust me to a poking contest?

    • Dork Simulator -

      Prepare thy hand utilities!

    • TerrionGaming -

      thy shall hoist the white flag, thy serpent!

    • Dork Simulator -

      What preposterous arrogance! Thy end is nigh!

    • TerrionGaming -

      I fart at your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

  • AwkwardChild -

    Sup Gurl

    • NeonNotes -

      Sup bby

    • AwkwardChild -

      XD so how's life?

    • NeonNotes -

      Just another Daily Life of a Highschool Boy/Girl. How about you?

    • AwkwardChild -

      Good I'm on Christmas Vacation and I'm gonna make titan cookies

    • NeonNotes -

      Haha awesome XD -coughing awkwardly- did you get the reference?

  • Dinosaur -

    If I poke you this battle will never end

    • NeonNotes -

      Is that your way of explaining your defeat?

  • AwkwardChild -

    Man if i meet you in rl you would be like kinda scared of me i make like really random refrences to anime 24/7

    • NeonNotes -

      Nah, man. Refrences are fuckin' awesome. As long as I get them, anyway. Otherwise I just kinda laugh anyway but stare to the side, confused.

    • AwkwardChild -

      Lol XD thx man

  • SuperIzzo -

    This poke war can go on FOREVA :D

    • SuperIzzo -

      Someone has to make a game where your only objective is to poke others...

    • NeonNotes -

      That'd be pretty fuckin' gr8. I will never stop poking until I have succeeded.

    • SuperIzzo -

      Yea, it could be like cookie clicker, except for poking... you buy extra hands and grandmas to poke people even faster =D

    • NeonNotes -

      Haha omg yes XD

  • MathWhizofMC -

    I will now poke you

    • NeonNotes -

      Gosh, all these people touching me. Quite a strange system.

  • Dinosaur -

    have a poke

    • NeonNotes -

      Don't poke too hard and end up stabbing me with your dino claw.

  • ZonKoni -

    Yo enjoying urself?

  • Isaiah_Draws -

    Hello my fav pokeing frawnd :3

  • Isaiah_Draws -

    *poke*

  • Miao -

    stop this poking madness lets all be friends

  • Isaiah_Draws -

    *pokes*

  • Snomed -

    I don't know how this poke thing works...•-•

    • NeonNotes -

      I do. You have been insulted by my hand due to your amazing profile picture. My hand was jealous.

    • Snomed -

      I have poked you back due to the feeling of acceptance.

    • NeonNotes -

      Feel the love, strange one.

    • Snomed -

      The love is felt. (◡‿◡✿)

  • RaltsRedKitten -

    You. I like you °~°

    • NeonNotes -

      Thank you I like me too.

  • TheSoulSmiles -

    Why have I been poked? o-O //pokes back/

    • NeonNotes -

      Because you play cello. There may only be one cellist on this site, so I will humiliate you at the end of this poke war so that I may claim victory as the superior and take the throne in command of the peasant violins and middle-class violas.

    • TheSoulSmiles -

      There has to be more than one cellist... :< Violists are more uncommon, right?

    • NeonNotes -

      Aghh, true. Shall we team up and destroy the violinists, then?

    • TheSoulSmiles -

      And in any case, I've been here longer than you... and yeah, we should more specifically, the second violinists. They piss me off.

    • TheSoulSmiles -

      We can use our endpins and stab them to death. >.>

  • Mystery -

    Who dares to poke me?

    • Mystery -

      *poke*

    • NeonNotes -

      Poke poked you. And if you are a man, then you have been poked by Poke, the Pokeman master.

    • Mystery -

      have a cookie

    • NeonNotes -

      Amazing~ Now all I need to do is wait for a milkman.

  • Paperstag -

    *waving* Hi! °_°

    • NeonNotes -

      ◕ ◡ ◕ I've been noticed. hElLO

    • Paperstag -

      Aaaaw yeah! How are you doing today, dear NeonNotes? (Nice Name btw)

    • NeonNotes -

      I'm doing fan-fuckin-tastic XD übrigens, sind Sie Deutsch?

    • Paperstag -

      Omg du kannst Deutsch sprechen? :D

    • NeonNotes -

      Ja! Meine Mutti hat mir lernt, aber meine Grammatik ist sehr schlecht ;w; Ich von Amerika, aber Berlin fahren auch uwu viel besser dann hier (zu mich XD )

  • Nope Nope -

    You look evil why is that

  • Giranx2 -

    I haz been poked.

  • Isaiah_Draws -

    Hello :3 U poked me wasup

    • NeonNotes -

      Greetings X3 I liked your name, so I decided to annoy you to show my love for it.

    • Isaiah_Draws -

      :3 lol thx ur names Cathy (^_−)−☆

    • NeonNotes -

      :3 Cathy???

    • Isaiah_Draws -

      Catche I hate auto correct -.-

    • NeonNotes -

      Oh XD same. Ty~

  • Miao14 -

    You don't poke me im neko lord you don't wanna see me mad.

    • NeonNotes -

      That won't stop me from doing it anyway. Rumor has it neko-lords must be poked for their health.

    • Miao14 -

      Well them rumors are wrong Poking nekos makes them Stronger BUT a lot angrier specially when its neko lord your talking about

    • Giranx2 -

      Neko lord! *slow run like in bad love movies to neko lord*

    • Miao14 -

      *gets chain saw*

    • NeonNotes -

      *sits in a far away corner clapping*