Right, So, I Got A Call From A So-Called 'Virgin Media Tech Support'
Heres how the conversation went-

Him- Hello, This Is Virgin Tech Support, our servers have reported that you have multiple viruses.
Me- My Computer?
Him- Yes. (you can tell its fake, as i use windows 7 And virgin media cannot see computer files lmfao)
Me- Okay, Whats wrong with it?
Him- Its Got Viruses
Me- I Know that, what kind? Trojan?Backdoor?Worm?
Him- Its Just Got Viruses!
Me- Okay what do i do?
Him- Go To Ammyy.Com And Download Our Software Okay?
Me- Okay.. Wait. This Is A Remote Desktop Software. (remote desktop - lets others control your computer)
Him- Yes, You need it so i can remove the viruses
Me- O-kay... (pretend to download it)
Him- You Have It? RIght, Now What Are your details?
Me- Okay, Its Y-o-u,
Him- Yes,
Me- T-h-i-n-k
Him- Yes
Me- i-m, like i'm, and d-u-m-b.
Him- you think im dumb?
Me- No i never said such a thing!
Him- No you just spelled you think im dumb
Me- No, I told you my details!
Him- No, you just spelled you think im dumb.
Me- No, you obviously think im dumb, im not going to download your remote desktop programme,
Him- you want viruses? okay then.
Me- I know this is a scam, virgin are internet providers, and they arent even MY internet providers.
Him- No, Virgin are your internet providers, we know this because we are virgin.
at this point i really had some fun.
Me- i know you are a virgin, thats why you are trying to scam a 14 year old Kid.
Him- Listen, if i wanted to hack you, i could, with a click of three buttons here, so just download it or i will hack into your computer and remove them myself.
Me- So if you could do that, why do you need me to download the program?
Him- Because its regulations
Me- Okay.
I hung up here because i had to go eat food

lmfao seriously it was Actually really funny.