The Grunt [The Creep lyric remake]

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    • The Grunt [The Creep lyric remake]

      The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) remake!

      Alos, I'm Stephano, and this is...
      The Grunt.

      When you're out in the shed and you see a fly girl
      Do the Grunt (hah)
      Do the Grunt (hah)
      And if you wanna make friends at the thalzer shop
      Do the Grunt (hoo)
      Do the Grunt (hah)

      Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet
      It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Grunt'
      Let your arms flap around like a Marionette
      Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck

      Now pull your waistband up like you expectin some period
      And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
      Trim up your nipple mustache and pop them peepers
      Put this in your speakers; you a certified grunt.

      When you see a country bitch, laying out at the grass
      Do the Grunt (hah)
      Do the Grunt (hah)
      And when Daniel walks in front of your tree
      Do the Grunt (hoo)
      Do the Grunt (hah)

      I was six years old when I started gruntin'
      Daniel went into room and I started peepin'
      You can't imagine the surprise when he lifted his head
      And saw my little ass gruntin' right below the bed

      Yeah they knew I was a grunt, since the day I was born
      Poppin' out my momma brute like some kettle corn
      Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'
      'Cause I came out clean - and I came out gruntin'!

      Brute,
      Brute,
      Brute, Brute, Brute
      Brute!

      When I was a brute, I creeped in the penismonster' locker room
      Hide deep inside - it was my little creep stalker room
      As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling
      Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling
      And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.
      And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.
      So pop-pop-pop your Daniel,
      and (sq-q-ueak) stick out your cocker spaniel
      Don't sleep, come on get your Grunt on with me!

      Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding
      Do the Grunt (hah)
      And do the Grunt (hah)

      And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake
      Do the Grunt (hoo)
      And do the Grunt (hah)

      And when piggeh is a hottie and you can't control your body
      Do the Grunt (hah)
      Do the Grunt (hah)

      So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',

      And Grunt (hoo)
      Do the Grunt (hah)

      And don't forget to smile!