Bayonetta for PewDiePie?

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    • Bayonetta for PewDiePie?

      Bayonetta
      Bayonetta
      is a single-player, third-person 3D action game. Its combat system is similar to that of director Hideki Kamiya's previous title, Devil May Cry. The player controls a witch named Bayonetta, and using both melee and long ranged attacks, complex combo strings, and multiple weapons, is encouraged to explore ways to dispatch angelic enemies with as much flair as possible. Special commands or actions are woven into events, finishes, executions, and unique "Torture Attacks" in which Bayonetta summons a variety of devices to deal devastating blows to her enemies. Such devices range from chainsaws to iron maidens. Bayonetta also has unique but limited abilities that her enemies do not possess, such as "Witch Time", which activates when the player makes a well-timed dodge to an attack. This temporarily slows time to allow Bayonetta to inflict massive amounts of counter damage before the enemies can react.

      Setting and characters
      Bayonetta takes place in Vigrid, a fictional city in Europe. The title character is a witch who shapeshiftsand uses various firearms, along with magical attacks she performs withher own hair, to dispatch her foes. She awakens after a 500-year sleep and finds herself in an unfamiliar area with no memories of who or what she is. Over time, she begins to remember what caused her current predicament. 500 years before the incident that caused Bayonetta's memory loss, there were two factions preserving the balance between darkness and light in the world: the Umbra Witches, who are followers of darkness, and their counterparts, the Lumen Sages, who are followers of light. The factions shared two distinct treasures, the 'Eyes of the World' (separately named the 'Left Eye' and the 'Right Eye') which they used to oversee the just passage of time. Both factions mysteriously disappeared from Vigrid under unknown circumstances. Bayonetta still has an ornate piece of jewelry which contains a small red gem, and believes this gem is the Left Eye of the Eyes of the World. While searching for the Right Eye, she often receives flashbacks that make her remember what caused her current predicament.

      A male character known as Luka had met Bayonetta as a child, and is now a possible love interest for her.Other characters include Bayonetta's rival and fellow Umbra Witch Jeanne, who wields four guns like Bayonetta; Rodin, the owner of a bar called the Gates Of Hell where Bayonetta can buy various weapons and items; an informant named Enzo who looks and sounds similar to actor Joe Pesci, and provides comic relief; a young girl named Cereza whom Bayonetta meets early in the game; and the main antagonist Balder.

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    • Bayonetta is AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG. I have played it, and it is SO MUCH FUN. Sooooooooo much fun. It's amazingly fun.

      Just...make sure Marzia doesn't walk in during the last part of the true end credits.... or during the cutscene with the Joys... I dunno how easily jealous she gets...

      Now come and see divinity
      Where night turns day so far away from heaven
    • Bayonetta is horrible

      First you have to go trough the game on some automatic crap if you want to buy cool items or farm for hours to have enough p3nix rings to buy some improvements all my rings went when i played on medium or normal to the damn healing lollipops and such and the damn hawk monsters with fire and lighting are so annoying...
      And The STORY ... kill me now... doesn't help that i don't like kids... Half of the game is the cinematics...

      I can't get myself to play it anymore.... just ughh... :cursing:
      Atleast im free
    • Alphcarus wrote:

      First you have to go trough the game on some automatic crap if you want to buy cool items or farm for hours to have enough p3nix rings to buy some improvements all my rings went when i played on medium or normal to the damn healing lollipops and such and the damn hawk monsters with fire and lighting are so annoying...
      And The STORY ... kill me now... doesn't help that i don't like kids... Half of the game is the cinematics...

      I can't get myself to play it anymore.... just ughh... :cursing:

      Sure it's automatic if you're playing "very easy" aka "fap mode" (no really, that's what fans call it). When you play on higher difficulties, you not automated at all. Saying the game does everything for you = RED FLAG THAT YOU PLAYED ON AN INTENSELY LOW DIFFICULTY
      And of course there's some difficulty. Everyone fucking hates Grace and Glory (aka the 'fire and lightning guys') but hey, every game has 'that one enemy'.
      Also, there's crafting for you to save money of lollipops. Or you could, y'know, develop some timing and not get hit. Dodging is your friend. Use it often. Become acquainted with it. Take it out for lunch once in awhile. Get it a nice birthday gift.
      There's also an incredibly easy, not-cheating way to get lots of rings. You just have to THINK FOR LONGER THAN TWO FUCKING SECONDS. Or use Google. Google is also your friend.

      Different people like different stories, but honestly, I think most people picked this game up to KICK MAJOR ASS rather than "this story sounds interesting".

      TLDR; You obviously only played the game on the lowest difficulty/with a certain item. Go back to Call of Duty and stay there. >_>

      Now come and see divinity
      Where night turns day so far away from heaven
    • Alphcarus wrote:

      First you have to go trough the game on some automatic crap if you want to buy cool items or farm for hours to have enough p3nix rings to buy some improvements all my rings went when i played on medium or normal to the damn healing lollipops and such and the damn hawk monsters with fire and lighting are so annoying...
      And The STORY ... kill me now... doesn't help that i don't like kids... Half of the game is the cinematics...

      I can't get myself to play it anymore.... just ughh... :cursing:

      Go dig a hole please. you just sucked at the game and didn't had the slightest sense of humor. Learn to dodge and get a grip I would say.

      Also all your arguments for calling this game are shitty and actually are the result of you (as stated before) sucking at the game.



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    • Eurydice wrote:

      Sure it's automatic if you're playing "very easy" aka "fap mode" (no really, that's what fans call it). When you play on higher difficulties, you not automated at all. Saying the game does everything for you = RED FLAG THAT YOU PLAYED ON AN INTENSELY LOW DIFFICULTY
      And of course there's some difficulty. Everyone fucking hates Grace and Glory (aka the 'fire and lightning guys') but hey, every game has 'that one enemy'.
      Also, there's crafting for you to save money of lollipops. Or you could, y'know, develop some timing and not get hit. Dodging is your friend. Use it often. Become acquainted with it. Take it out for lunch once in awhile. Get it a nice birthday gift.
      There's also an incredibly easy, not-cheating way to get lots of rings. You just have to THINK FOR LONGER THAN TWO FUCKING SECONDS. Or use Google. Google is also your friend.

      Different people like different stories, but honestly, I think most people picked this game up to KICK MAJOR ASS rather than "this story sounds interesting".

      TLDR; You obviously only played the game on the lowest difficulty/with a certain item. Go back to Call of Duty and stay there. >_>
      All i ever get is hate.. how much fun is that... just fucking decide to join a community/forum whatever say my oppinion. instant hate insulting being a fuckface... this is why i dont go to forums.
      I used dodge alot and the right way and time. I started with medium the first difficulty wich isn't automatic. And i really am not a big fan of cock of doody moderngayfuckstupid, so please go fuckyourself.
      But the grace and glory ones are just total dicks you can't even fucking attack them because they parry you or something and i have to use some ultimate cockmove with immortality to beat them.

      Kneesocks wrote:



      Go dig a hole please. you just sucked at the game and didn't had the slightest sense of humor. Learn to dodge and get a grip I would say.



      Also all your arguments for calling this game are shitty and actually are the result of you (as stated before) sucking at the game.
      I did laugh at the overthetop crap.
      Atleast im free
    • All i ever get is hate.. how much fun is that... just fucking decide to join a community/forum whatever say my oppinion. instant hate insulting being a fuckface... this is why i dont go to forums. I used dodge alot and the right way and time. I started with medium the first difficulty wich isn't automatic. And i really am not a big fan of cock of doody moderngayfuckstupid, so please go fuckyourself. But the grace and glory ones are just total dicks you can't even fucking attack them because they parry you or something and i have to use some ultimate cockmove with immortality to beat them.
      Just saying this but... Sometimes it's best to keep your opinion to yourself. I know you have the right to give your opinion but sometimes doing that isn't a good thing.