Some people say that robots don’t have feelings
We have feelings
We have feelings
Some people say that we are not sexbots
We’re sexbots
That hurts our feelings
Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not sexbots
Some people say that robots are invincible
We’re vincible
We’re vincible

What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences
Autobiographical raps
Things that happened to us
All true
Bring the rhyme

I make a story for my friends
Try to make it good
Try to keep it cool
Create wonderful ideas
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the story


I got real feelings, I got real feelings
I feel like a complete idiot
No one even mentions my stories
I got real feelings, I got real feelings
You could’ve said something nice about my story!


Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a french tuxedo for a wedding
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a dress.


I got real feelings, I got real feelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ dress, I’m a man
I got real feelings, I got real feelings
Get me a small man’s tuxedo, please


It’s my birthday, 2177
Waiting for a call from my robot family.....



...They forgot about me

I got real feelings, I got real feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Soul.


I call my friends and say let’s go to Vegas.
But they’re all too busy to go to Vegas.
So I go by myself, I go into Vegas.
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in Vegas.

I got real feelings, I got real feelings
They’re all lined up to watch that new show...

"A man with a hat"


Have you even been told that your ear is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo ’cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a pansy?


Tears of a robot
Tears of a robot
I’m cryin’ tears of a robot
Tears of a robot