Weirdest things you have heard in a game lobby!

Citizen SLI · Jun 28th 2012, 1:32pm

As the title states, what is the weirdest thing you have heard in a gaming lobby?

I'll start with two things that I have heard upon joining a lobby!

1: A man and woman getting quite friendly, panting and moaning was all that was heard. Funniest part was the entire lobby was quiet except for what sounded like a 10 year old asking what the vocal couple were doing. I was laughing on the inside. XD

2: A gamer (if that is what he can be called) said "you guys are freaking n00bs, have fun n00blets I have to go, my mom is taking me to karate practice". From the sound of his voice, he was like 8 - 11.

Here is two more for kicks!

3: I logged in at the last second and the match ended, thus leaving me with no points but I was included in the lobby. Upon getting back to the map selection screen all I heard was "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" repeated over and over again by one person in the lobby.

4: I loved this one and I am glad I was randomly joined into it. You know that Harry Potter Puppet Pals song "Mysterious Ticking Noise?" The lobby I was pushed into was singing it. XD

How about you guys?

PPP | FlameX · Jun 28th 2012, 1:49pm

Whole room with voicechat being like :

YO DOOKEY PICK UP THE PHONE!!!
Everyone : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Br00tal · Jun 28th 2012, 1:56pm

PPP | FlameX wrote:

Whole room with voicechat being like :

YO DOOKEY PICK UP THE PHONE!!!
Everyone : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Thats such a classic, works everytime XD

PPP | FlameX · Jun 28th 2012, 1:57pm

Br00tal wrote:

PPP | FlameX wrote:

Whole room with voicechat being like :

YO DOOKEY PICK UP THE PHONE!!!
Everyone : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Thats such a classic, works everytime XD

people who don't WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP on that one while having a mic are fags (not an insult towards homosexuals)

Br00tal · Jun 28th 2012, 2:01pm

PPP | FlameX wrote:

Br00tal wrote:

PPP | FlameX wrote:

Whole room with voicechat being like :

YO DOOKEY PICK UP THE PHONE!!!
Everyone : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Thats such a classic, works everytime XD

people who don't WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP on that one while having a mic are fags (not an insult towards homosexuals)

You mean these?

TimmyB1tch · Jun 28th 2012, 2:14pm

1.well once I was playing CoD Black Ops on the Wii (yes I know I hat CoD but I play it to lose, and then this guy who though he was the king of the world.. a GROWN MAN.. was calling us all fails and that and I was like "well bro if thats true then why are you a grown man playing CoD on a Wii instead of going out with you "Girlfriend" or playing this on XBox?" and then ofcourse cuz of my username he called me a bitch so I replied "Yes ofcours I am one.. Learn to read bro" and then he sad "aha he said he was a lil bitch" so then he ended up getting kicked

2. I was playing Crysis 2 on the PS3 (with my Playstation 3D Display :D) and there was a girl in the team and she kept on moaning whenever she died... the team ended up losing.. she is... THE ULTIMATE BITCH!! even more of a B1tch than me and its in my name!!!

3. once there was this guy hitting on a girl over Black ops (wii again) and she already said no so then I walked in and told him to leave her alone and the whooooole game everyone was quiet... it was fucking awkward

4. I was once hit on in Red Dead Redemption by another dude.... not sure if he was gay or if it was my voice but my voice isnt THAT high so I think he was gay

Br00tal · Jun 28th 2012, 2:18pm

Because someone have a high voice, it doesnt have to mean that they are gay XD

Chalk · Jun 28th 2012, 2:23pm

I once had to listen to an 8 year old sing "Sexy and I know it"

PPP | FlameX · Jun 28th 2012, 2:31pm

TimmyB1tch wrote:

2. I was playing Crysis 2 on the PS3 (with my Playstation 3D Display ) and there was a girl in the team and she kept on moaning whenever she died... the team ended up losing.. she is... THE ULTIMATE BITCH!! even more of a B1tch than me and its in my name!!!

Oh god win... I had a girl glitcher/hacker in my PSN list and we glitched Borderlands like fuck..

Br00tal · Jun 28th 2012, 2:33pm

Seems like you had fun, if you know what i mean

jameZZummers · Jun 28th 2012, 2:47pm

one time i joined a server and i heard a kid talking about girls...... i was ROTFLOL'ing for hours

PPP | FlameX · Jun 28th 2012, 2:50pm

jameZZummers wrote:

one time i joined a server and i heard a kid talking about girls...... i was ROTFLOL'ing for hours

One day a kid called me a noob... He didn't say that word again at me that day... more like screaming HAX0R when he got killed by me xD

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