"Slap that Booty"
-Cit.

"Good for yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaw "

"I'M ON MY PERIOOODDD."

and

"It's so fun! It's so fun! Oh can't you play for me? 'Cause I'm having too much fun and I feel bad if you're not enjoying yourself. I'm just...sympathetic motherfucker like that."

almost every line he says while playing pewduckpie xD

GEWDDD FER YEWWWW

GOOD FOR YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW and Ain't no party like a PoodiePie Party

*finds broom*
"Oh a broom, i can stick up MA BUTT"
i laughed so hard

Don't be a salad………..be the best god damn broccoli you could ever be!

" I'm feeling mother f*cking stuck
In this duck
It makes me wanna quak
Like *sees ghost* WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?! "

You thought I was a goat? NO, IMMA SNAKE!!!!

"I swear to God, Bob. I will f*cking kill you if you die." -Surgeon Simulator

"MY NIPPLES ARE GOING TO EXPLODE, MY NIPPLES ARE GOING TO EXPLODE
haha, i tricked you, nipples don't explode"

Dead Rising 3:

"epic jump!"

*hits beam and turns sideways*

"nailed it!.........god deyammit"

*rolls back and falls off the thing*

"aww god deyammit"

It is not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!

I cant here you lizzy
*lizzy choking*
speak louder lizzy

"I ship myself with my shelf…wait no i ship myself with myself”

How's it going bros? My name is Pewwwwwwdiepeeeeee

Not really a quote but I LMAO whenever he Swears in Swedish...XD

"No you're not invited to my party!"

"As a wise man once said...DON'T WEAR TAMPONS IF YOU ARE A BOY!!"

Also, not a quote but I like it where something happens and Pewds doesn't catch on for a while lie in Amnesia when he dropped the plank that would help him to progress and only realised that he was stuck after like 4 or 5 seconds. The reaction is priceless!

DON'T BE A SALAD ! -Pewdiepie