If life hands you lemon ... what would you do with them ?

Cut it in half and stick it in your bra.
Instant bweebs.

In the great words of Cave Johnson from Portal 2:
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Sell them for dat cash.

Put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with them, and maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes causing intense, burning pains as you crush them into a citrusy pulp.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, their heads or the lemons?"

Whichever caves first.

miracle fruit ( they make sour taste sweet ) then eat the lemons om nom nom

like pewds said wean life hands u lemons you dont put them in your mouth

If life handed me lemons, I would make lemonade. But instead of sugar, I'd just use salt. Lots of salt. Then I'd go out on a hot day and sell it, and watch people drink my salty lemonade.

That is the most evil thing I can imagine.

tequila shots

Put a leftover piece of lemon in your garbage disposal to freshen it up :o

If life handed me lemons I'd squeeze them and somehow make orange juice. Don't ask, just sit quietly questioning how I did that.

An army of lemon atoms.

Hm. . . If life would hand me lemons, I'd be forced to spam~

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make Super Lemons.

I would paint that shit gold.