If life hands you lemon ... what would you do with them ?
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Cut it in half and stick it in your bra.
Instant bweebs. -
You might as well put them in your pants (okay that was bad i go out :D)
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In the great words of Cave Johnson from Portal 2:
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -
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Put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with them, and maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes causing intense, burning pains as you crush them into a citrusy pulp.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, their heads or the lemons?"
Whichever caves first. -
miracle fruit ( they make sour taste sweet ) then eat the lemons om nom nom
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like pewds said wean life hands u lemons you dont put them in your mouth
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If life handed me lemons, I would make lemonade. But instead of sugar, I'd just use salt. Lots of salt. Then I'd go out on a hot day and sell it, and watch people drink my salty lemonade.
I smack you with my petals -
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LilyWhite wrote:
If life handed me lemons, I would make lemonade. But instead of sugar, I'd just use salt. Lots of salt. Then I'd go out on a hot day and sell it, and watch people drink my salty lemonade.
That is the most evil thing I can imagine. -
tequila shots
"so it's impossible? good. if memory serves, we've done the impossible before" -
Put a leftover piece of lemon in your garbage disposal to freshen it up :o
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If life handed me lemons I'd squeeze them and somehow make orange juice. Don't ask, just sit quietly questioning how I did that.JJ
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if life hands you lemon squeeze them to make sound but avoid juice in the eyes, might hurt
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An army of lemon atoms.
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take care they might explode everyone would go blind (discrimination solved.....or not)
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Hm. . . If life would hand me lemons, I'd be forced to spam~
Known as "Le Ghost"
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When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make Super Lemons."From childhood's hour, I have not been as others were
I have not seen as other have" - Edgar Allen Poe, "Alone"
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I would paint that shit gold.
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