How's it going bros? Today, i'm going to teach you, how to become perfect duck.

Step (1.) : Be natural.
You don't have to fake that you're a duck.
Everybody is duck, deep in their heart, you just have to belive it.

Step (2.) : Don't be mean.
Ducks aren't mean to each other, in fact (or maybe no) ducks love everyone.
If you are real duck, you respect other ducks and bros.

Step (3.) : Remember to brofist every single time.
Brofist is the sign of love.
And if you remember, ducks love everyone.

Step (4.) : Adore Pewdiepie, the all mighty duck.
If you are GOD-LIKE duck, you pray for PewDiePie twice a day.

Step (5.) : Talk like a duck.
Ducks don't talk like humans, they talk like PewDiePie.
But because we are so smart we understand every word PewDiePie says (Most likely).

Step (6.) : Hate barrels.
Real duck hates barrels more than anything.
If you see barrel, brofist it. hard.

Step (7.) : Learn to swim.
If you don't know how to swim, learn.
Ducks swim all the time, just like PewDiePie in women.

Step (8.) : Marry a duck.
The final step is to marry a duck.
You don't need to have kids with him or her, but it helps. A lot.

Thank you for reading, i hope this help'd you to become a duck.
As always, brofist. * *

@Heisenberg

But can ducks make meth? If I became a duck would it ruin my meth business?
​I would be the one who quacks.

No, it wouldn't ruin you meth business, in fact the ducks created meth and started to sell it to humans.
Then humans copied ducks and Heisenberg was born.
So if you become a duck, you can make meth much as you can even dream.

This text ride here is pumb.