Ok...introduction. My name is Wade T. Wilson...even though some wiseguy named T-Ray says HE is Wade T. Wilson, and that I'm Wade W. Wilson...um...I also got some crazy cool powers. It all happened like this:
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a
vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters
worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit
by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering
for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they
cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they
labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and
became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title
'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along
the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a
vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters
worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit
by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering
for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they
cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they
labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and
became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title
'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along
the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.