Wizards and Warriors RP

OOC: Where am I getting all these provisions? Link. Because I'd feel terrible without giving credit where credit is due.

"That... Thing... Is the holy sword Excalibur. That's what it is, Sahrah, an annoying penguin in a suit!"
In response to a perceived insult, Excalibur pulled out a VERY thick notebook, and threw it in Tristam's face, who was knocked over by the weight of it.

"That will be the 1000 provisions you will be following should you wish to be my wielder. I do look forward to your attendance at the five hour story-telling party."
"Five... Hour...? Oh hell..."

Much to his disgust with the sword, Tristam began to read anyway, his anger quickly becoming more and more visible. Especially once he reached provision 14.
14. My wielder is exactly 5'5

"You appear to be a couple inches short of the mark. I may look past that, provided you follow the rest of the provisions."
The only Response Excalibur got was a look of pure hatred.
"Provision 26. No wielder of mine makes that face."

This is torture! How did Undine stand this clown over the years?!

"I am also expecting $5."
"What?!"
"Provision 54. You must pay Excalibur a weapon fee of $5 every week. Starting now. Also, you are breaking provision 91. My wielder never gets angry."

Ooc: Hahaha the best rules ever xD Good luck with that...quoting: "Fool!"

Ic:
Belial: *sigh in relief* Phew...god damn fleabags... *start laughing first insecurely then louder bearing up himself* Heh...hehehe...hehehehe...hahaha *come closer to werewolf with a broken leg and kick him* Hahaha and THAT'S what you get for messing with us! *werewolf moves and growls* No! Bad dog! Bad! *panic and hit werewolf as hard as he could causing the creature to literaly blow up and scatter all over the place* Oh hell no! Stinkin' dog's guts! Ew! No! *clean himself* (Ooc: in case you haven't noticed...which I hardly doubt he's a still young demon who likes to mess around and he is somewhat like Loki in his behaving but he is actually strong as hell)
Akuji: *slaughter more beasts with his powerful jaws before he founds himself thrown to the ground and crushed by one of the werewolves he didn't see while hearing someone's voice from nowhere* You really thought we came unprepared for your little tricks? Wow, you are dumber than I thought... I know that you can't see a thing*chuckle and fade away* *Akuji regenerated his crushed body* W...what is that supposed to mean? *again get's thrown to the ground* (Ooc: each of the signs the royal vampire carries has it's weaknesses and strengths e.g. Akuji has bad hearing but the best sight and Lilith has the best smell but the worst sight etc.)
Belial: *his senses went crazy and he looked around* Lord...Lord Akuji?! Shit! Glasya, where are you when you are needed? *instantly he got serious like he was someone else with his eyes glowing crimson red while he was running towards Akuji and seeing the invisible werewolf detecting it's heat like a snake while talking in demonic voice* Leave him alone! *Jump on the werewolf and start tearing him apart madly like it was just a sponge*

Llilith: *smile at Zarak* Thanks. I'm a bit clumsy lately *chuckle* So, let me know when you want to do it and if you need any help...I always hated everything being done for me without me doing anything to help so if you need anything just let me know.

Lilith: *look at the cup with still some blood left and feel disgust* Uh...you know what? *smile sweetly* That would actually be very nice if you don't mind doing it now.

Akuji: *get up and get back to his "homo sapiens" form* I don't know what is this all about, but if you have something to say, stop hiding and let us get this over with.
Random voice: Oh, why of course professor Akuji. But the funny thing is the time of talking nicely is long gone. For so much time I managed to cause wars and to destroy everything on my path...but you god damn fairies and gnomes just refused to fight one another! So I shall eliminate you myself!
Akuji: *smile humbly* You can send as much of your soldiers as you want...and we shall answer any of their calls. *do his special spell and divide his energy and mind into a lot of small pieces while werewolves started to gather around again* (Ooc: since they're deep into the forest students at the academy haven't noticed anything yet)
Belial: *talking in demonic voice* How many of these monsters is there?!
Akuji: My my Belial, your perception is really weak this time. Look around you. *use necromancy and start summoning the souls he collected to use them as an army. It was risky because with every fallen soldier he had less power, but against the army, only army seemed like a reasonable choice*
Belial: *realise only those werewolves Akuji sealed stayed and others disappeared* They're...gone? Are they resurrected or something?
Akuji: *nod* Whoever or whatever this is, it is some kind of soul collector and will take back any fallen soul to rise it again in a form this entity wants it to be.
Belial: *turn around to protect Akuji's back while listening to howls* Like you.
Akuji: *chuckle* No, not at all. I get fragments and create only partially alive creatures. This however is a full resurrection. Problem is, I don't know when this power will reach its limit. This will take some time. Until then...
Belial: Yes, I got it, don't worry about that. *look around at hideous creatures* You say that some of these monsters could be former Academy students?
Akuji: No. Not could be, but they are. When they're resurrected it only takes one bite from the already made werewolf and soon enough you have an army.
Belial: Ugh...well that's crappy.
Random voice: *now talking to headmaster* Oh wow, I'm amazed it took so many students to drag you big fish here on my territory. And you call yourself a headmaster and protector and you weren't even capable of preventing so many kills these creatures did. *somewhere inside the forest echoed screams for help and voice laughed* You know, there is even more of your precious kiddies in this forest and there is NOTHING you can do to save their souls...No one and nothing will be spared this time. Because I am the one who is stronger than the Devil...stronger than GOD itself!

*werewolves now began to occupy the space around the waterfall as well*

Akuji: *laugh full heartedly* Why am I not surprised? *nod wile raising up even more soldiers that now faced the incoming werewolves. Among them were even those 3rd graded vampires Lilith killed, and of course all other souls he collected through out 5000 years* Go ahead headmaster, We'll make sure these things don't bother you. *raise up one row of warriors between headmaster and werewolves to prevent them from following him*
Belial: *now back to his usual self* Uh...we will?
Akuji: Yes Belial, we will. It's a major space but I believe I can cover it all up and get soldiers on every position.
Belial: *sigh* Man, I was afraid you would say that. Won't you be dead tired after this?
Akuji: *smile* Do not worry about that. Just make sure I am not interrupted and you are free to use my summons as you would use your legions.
Belial: *nod* Well, I can't say no to that now, can I? *change into his hell form of a giant demon as he was in a battle Lilith vs. Zarak and Icynato, but only this time he was a real deal. Smirk* Let's roll. *he charged with soldiers and start tearing werewolves apart*
Akuji: *use telepathy on headmaster* As long as the main entity exists we can only keep these things busy. It has to be destroyed for us to get rid of these pests for good.
Random voice: Ha! Yes yes, nice talk you have there. *to headmaster* Good luck with finding me you sorry excuse for a fighter.

Lilith: *smile humbly and bow down, then accept Zarak's arm in lady-like manner* Yes, we shall. *follow him walking up straight and synchronised with his footsteps. *use telepathy* Don't you laugh. I just don't want to ruin your image. *chuckle and stick the tongue out almost too hard for anyone to notice*

Ooc: Ok lol assuming you invited her in first because she can't come in if not invited

Ic:
Lilith: *look around* Oh wow, this is beautiful. Well let's see... I heard from other people and...other things... *laugh* I heard that there are these sweet things? You know, things that you eat when you're sad and they make you happy? *scratch head in confusion feeling stupid* Or so I heard...I don't know. Cakes or something. *fell again weird from embarrassment* But those are just stories *smile sweetly* I mean I tried it but like I said...Couldn't taste a thing. Smell yes but never tasted it so I have no idea if it's true or not. *shrug* If you want to try something like that...

Akuji: *keep constant energy flow through forest to maintain fighting power*
Belial: *still rip apart every single beast* Why...you...won't...die...already! *keep hitting and forget about troops for a second but enough for werewolves to raid them* Uh...ups? *smash another werewolf not looking at it at all* I apologise for that...
Akuji: *jerk a bit taking a part of damage* J...just try to make it easier for me next time please... *summon fallen soldiers again*
Belial: Of course. I apologise again...*sigh embarrassed* Man, I'm such a mess...
Akuji: *chuckle gently* Not at all demon. I would not be able to do anything this big without you. *control soldiers on the other side of the forest and they slay werewolves that were closest to headmaster easily, loosing only one soldier* Heh, not bad...

Tristam didn't answer, as he was too busy reading skimming through the provisions he was given at top speed, all the while muttering something along the lines of "Damned red herring... Even the angels weren't this self-centered...".
Eventually, he shut the book with a loud slap.

"Very well!"
Exclaimed Excalibur, glowing brightly as he began to turn back into sword form, floating just above the half-demon for added effect.
"It shall all be yours! The power, the glory! Our tales of legend begin here!"

The half-demon in question took the blade in hand, looking it over once more, looking deep in thought.

*SPLASH!*

And threw the holy sword back into Undine's lake.
"Come on, Sahrah. We've spent too much time here."

As Tristam turned to walk away, he could hear Excalibur trying to call him back, even going so far as to cut the necessary provisions in half.
The half-demon didn't care, the look of hatred and disgust on his face was proof of that.

Lilith: *look at the cake that looked really nice and cute and grin* It looks great. *hesitate a bit not wanting to be disappointed again and take a fork checking first if it was not silver. It wasn't* Ok well...here goes nothing... *take a bite and chew for a long time eyes widen in surprise. Swallow and stay quiet for a couple of seconds* Uh...It's...it's...It's amazing! *feel thrilled like never before and take another bite and I only wanted more* Wow...this...the taste is...it's sweet! What did you do to it?! *suddenly realise I've been eating too fast and nothing as the lady should. Stop and swallow fast embarrassed* Uh...I...I apologise...It's just too incredible to... *get hiccups* Oh my... *hiccup*

Random voice: There is no such thing as a stereotypes...only bad examples. *evil chuckle* How reckless...you say you don't know who am I and yet you decided to encounter me alone...
Belial: There is more of them coming!
Akuji: Well then, hit harder! *loose more soldiers and jerk taking a damage* Damn you! *chuckle* Guess I'm a bit out of shape lately... *force old horsemen souls forward towards werewolves*

"Stay behind me. Something's not right..."
Tristam drew his own sword as he walked through the caverns, once again using a fireball as a light source.

Once outside, the half-demon swore he could hear the sound of battle in the distance.
"Oh, damn... Stay inside, Sahrah, it's not safe out here!"

OOC: A vampire that can't enter a house without permission is a terrible vampire IMHO. Also, silver is for werewolves, not vampires. In fact, Vampires have too many weaknesses, the end.
A vampire should have only these as lethal weaknesses: Fire, and sunlight. Stakes, only if it catches the heart, and it only paralyzes them.

Rant end.

Ooc: Well as far as I know you have to invite one in so I'm going along with that And nope silver doesn't hurt vampires, it's just unpleasant not lethal. Just like garlic. And yes they do have weaknesses lol they're not gods I know I know demon ;). You can burn them or rip their head off...and then burn them. But I am really amazed :O mostly no one cares about it being as realistic as possible :3 Calm down, have a cookie *give cookie*

Ic:

*group of werewolves spread around the place right after Tristam showed up outside. Some of them were hiding in the shadows, some of them stood invisible and others on trees making no sound whatsoever. A deep growl was sent as a warning to Tristam while pair of big yellow eyes stared at him from the dark straight ahead. The pack managed to take down Akuji's soldiers and hurried up to get things done before he could rise them again*

OOC: Still, needing permission just to enter a house... What sense does that make?
*Inhales cookie*

IC: Tristam barely even twitched, his blade was already wreathed in flame.

Werewolves. Best avoid injury, else I risk infection.

"So, you puppies think you're going to get an easy meal, eh? So sorry to disappoint, but I'm afraid I taste terrible, far too spicy. Surely, SOME thought must remain in your puppy-like minds... So think on this, is it worth getting cut to pieces to try getting a meal that tastes terrible to begin with?"

The half-demon's red eyes began to glow fiercely as he started to work up a rage.
"I am the alpha here, and you are rabid dogs that need to be put down."

Ooc: Well I wondered that myself and searched a bit and found something about not being able to break through the energy that is developed between the home and it's owner(s) until the owner makes a gap for vampire to cross the barrier. o.o yay, cookie lover, here have some more *shove a bunch of cookies under the nose*

Ic:
*as Tristam continued to talk, more werewolves appeared in front of him*
Random voice: *to Tristam* *play scared* Oh I am so shaky... *laugh* Such a strong words for someone so small like you. They can handle a bit of a spicy food...and a bit of sea food as well *referring to lamia hiding behind Tristam* Isn't she the cutest little snack ever, boys? *werewolves growled* Now now, one at the time. No hurry. I have a work to do myself. Have fun. *fade away* *without waiting any longer a couple of those crimson blooded werewolves charged aggressively towards Tristam, howling and growling*
Akuji: *loose more energy but still standing firm* Damn it! They found someone... I can't summon any more for now... I hope they will hold on for a while *frown depressed by not being able to help*
Belial: *smile* Oh, he will hang on. I know it.
Akuji: You know something?
Belial: *nod* But it's better for you not to know it yet. Your concentration will drop. You will just have to trus me on this one.
Akuji: *hesitate but nod* I Believe you Belial...but you better be right.

(Sorry I have been gone! FOOLS! I have never been gone just ran out of ideas....I actually don't know whats happening)

"Icy sits down at the bench outside as he looked over towards the cold blue water"
"He gives a scratch on the back of his neck as people walked back"

Icy...

hm...?
"Icy turned quick seeing no one in sight as everyone seemed to disappear"
"The building suddenly...just started melting out of nowhere!!"
OH MY GOSH...WHAT...W-WHAT DO I DO!?!?
"Icy scrambled up as it completely melted down and bodies started to rise with dismembered faces"
"Icy turned to look at his hand again to see it was melting as well"
"He turned behind him as a shadow appeared below him"
M-M.....Mr...Devil...?!

Hm hm hm...I'm coming...

"He screamed as his mouth widen and jumped at me"
"I awoke as my hand was stuck to my face as if I was paralyzed"
"My eyes grew gigantic from imagining such frightening detail"
Mr....Devil....but..but...how....

OOC: Werewolves have been discovered in the local forest. The headmaster, a Teacher, and Lilith's companion(?) are dealing with it while Tristam and Sahrah are caught in the middle of it.
Also, Ritual's cookies have mysteriously disappeared. THEY BE NINJAS!

By the way, this seemed appropriate..

IC: "If you so much as lay a finger on her, may god or whatever you believe in have mercy, because *I* won't."
The only reason Tristam hadn't started a rant was the fact that he'd end up killing the offender in the end anyway.

In fact, the couple of werewolves that foolishly threw themselves at him were already dead. One of them, anyway, beheaded, the other was impaled on his sword, the wound burning quite painfully while the wolf thrashed about, trying to claw the half-demon.
"Oh, I forgot to mention this earlier. My blade's inlaid with silver. I'll have to thank Teach if I find her, she gave me this sword, after all."
He then kicked the beast off his blade, and finished with a thrust to the heart.

"Any more? Or do you feel like running with your tails between your legs?"
Tristam grinned wickedly, while some might say it was in a devilish way. Either way, it was a scary sort of grin, a slasher smile, if you will.

OOC: I hope nobody minds the werewolf deaths. Since they're disposable (More-or-less), I simply felt free to do whatever.

Ooc: Welcome back Icynato ^^...oh and yes, Belial is Lilith's demonic familiar. :O got to remember to bring more cookies next time :O...and no worries demon, kill as much as you want >:] *evil laugh*

Ic:
*werewolves that Tristam slaughtered evaporated right after they hit the ground. While he was concentrated on werewolves in front of him, one of them jumped from the tree, kicked him hard and send him flying into the rock with the massive impact. Right after that it went back up. Other's howled*
Belial: *use telepathy on Tristam* (Ooc: since demonic souls have a connection) Ok, you don't know me...but f*cking GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF! They're everywhere and you're on your own for now. *break through another group of werewolves that came dangerously close to Akuji* This is not good, we have or limitations too. *yell in frustration towards the beasts* Just give us a rest already! *hit the ground and blow up a whole bunch of them*
*more werewolves showed up in front of Sahrah and Tristam due to resurrection and charged forward*

Random voice: *echoing through the cave speaking to the headmaster* Oh? What is the matter? You do not see me? *chuckle* But I am closer than you think. I am right in front of your nose. *a ghostly wave touched headmasters face and went outside the cave* Well I must admit I am very disappointed if that's the case. *chuckle*

Lilith: *calm down hiccups and laugh pretending to whine* Oh come on...please? You fed the wolf with something amazing and wolf never forgets that. *make puppy eyes* I was hoping to be able to make it again soon. *plead with hands glued together and the cutest face she could make* Really, it's just a cake to you, and it means a lot to me. Please tell me? I will give you whatever you want. I have everything, I don't need it...but I need cake. *smile sweetly* What do you say?