I suggest this as sort of joke type thing. I think it would be funny as a one shot, or something. Hatoful Boyfriend is a japanese Otome Game aka dating sim for girls. It's very typical of genre where you play a girl in highschool where the most important thing seems to be getting a boyfriend. Or you know, you'll die alone with your 50 cats. Sad shit. Anyways it's typical in every way till you meet your lovely bachelors.
All the bachelor's are pigeons. That's right ladies, if your ideal date involves pooping on statues, and being fed by old people then this game is for you!Sorry, no sex scenes though. Guess you have to go back to watching turtle porn on youtube, huh?
You get to live a dreamy school life along side your winged classmates, all of which are just waiting to be added to your dirty bird harem. You get the chance to take exicting classes like music, math and gym in order to gain 133t skills capable of snagging the bachelor of your dreams. Of course if you like to pretend that you aren't a dirty pervert, don't worry. They have technology so you can see what they'd look like as humans!
They're single ladies!
Of course the game isn't voice acted, as they weren't able to find any voice actors that spoke pigeon and wouldn't poop on the mic.
So if you're brave enough to spread your wings and fly, why not try out Hatoful Boyfriend?
Seriously though, this is a really funny game. I played through one of the story lines, there are several by the way allowing for a lot of replay value, and it was maybe a hour all together. I thought it would make a pretty funny one shot or something. Since it isn't voice acted, it would be interesting to see what voices people come up with. I think the games is only 5 dollars, and it has a lot of repay value.
So yeah. Check it out. Cause who doesn't like pigeons in maid uniforms?
Forgot to put the game can be found here in full english.
All the bachelor's are pigeons. That's right ladies, if your ideal date involves pooping on statues, and being fed by old people then this game is for you!Sorry, no sex scenes though. Guess you have to go back to watching turtle porn on youtube, huh?
You get to live a dreamy school life along side your winged classmates, all of which are just waiting to be added to your dirty bird harem. You get the chance to take exicting classes like music, math and gym in order to gain 133t skills capable of snagging the bachelor of your dreams. Of course if you like to pretend that you aren't a dirty pervert, don't worry. They have technology so you can see what they'd look like as humans!
They're single ladies!
Of course the game isn't voice acted, as they weren't able to find any voice actors that spoke pigeon and wouldn't poop on the mic.
So if you're brave enough to spread your wings and fly, why not try out Hatoful Boyfriend?
Seriously though, this is a really funny game. I played through one of the story lines, there are several by the way allowing for a lot of replay value, and it was maybe a hour all together. I thought it would make a pretty funny one shot or something. Since it isn't voice acted, it would be interesting to see what voices people come up with. I think the games is only 5 dollars, and it has a lot of repay value.
So yeah. Check it out. Cause who doesn't like pigeons in maid uniforms?
Forgot to put the game can be found here in full english.
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