Chocolate Covered Strawberries Are Boss

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    • Chocolate Covered Strawberries Are Boss

      Forget cherries. Cherries are vile and disgusting. Strawberries are the best. Chocolate covered. Do people really read these? Well, I like to write, so this may go on forever. Good luck, brave soldier. 8)
      So, yeah. Hi. I'm new to this site, but have been a Bro for a while now, and couldn't resist joining. Umm...so about me. My name is Prince Preaniona no Legalo de la Arinoealia from Planet Puchino. Yup. Gender? I could be male. I could be female. I could be a flamboyantly gay peacock. Or a rock-hard abbed cyborg from the future. The world may never know.
      Well, lets see...Pewds and Cry are my favorite Letsplayers, and I love them about equal for different reasons. As far as video games go, my favorites aren't necessarily games that PewDiePie would play. I love Ib (of course, who doesn't) and have gotten every possible ending, which I'm kind of proud of, though it's not very hard to do. The Witch's House was also pretty cool, but I haven't had a chance to play it myself and found the ending quite depressing. I guess I like the way those RPGs are set up, as Ao Oni, Mad Father, it's prequel/sequel, and Hidden in the Shadows are also among the favorites. It's probably due to them being similar in style to The Legend Of Zelda : A Link to the Past, my first video game ever played and beaten. Alice: Madness Returns is also a favorite of mine. The prequel was fine enough, but I loved the sequel's storyline and conclusion a bit more. I guess I'm a bit mainstream, as my favorite video games are of the lineage of The Legend Of Zelda. I'm also fond of the Kingdom Hearts series, but not so much on Final Fantasy. It was too hard, I guess. Devil May Cry is awesome. I love Dante. Except in the reboot. DmC reboot was crap. I hate Harvest Moon...but can't quit playing it. The series is like nicotine, only without the benefits. Then there's games like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, and Doom, that I want to play but find myself too cowardly to do it. The same could be said for Borderlands. I love Borderlands. Unfortunately, I suck at shooters. I learned this whilst attempting to play that James Bond game for the Nintendo 64 that Cry is so fond of. I just suck. Yes. This whole paragraph was about video games. Also, did I mention that I HATE the DmC reboot? Get your crap together, NinjaTheory! :cursing:
      Since watching Pewds, I have been introduced to a number of games that I had no idea existed. I've never played a computer game before Ib. Now, I know of Slender, Happy Wheels, Bloody Trapaland, Amnesia-it's countless, really. I'm currently looking forward to the release of "Among the Sleep". Pewds already played the demo. It looks quite interesting. I love the idea of a new concept, and playing a helpless baby will probably add much to the horror factor, as no one wants to see anything bad happen to a baby. I also heard that another game called "Hidden in the Shadows" is in development, though it sounds as if it will be much different from the one already in existence, so it probably won't be a rip-off.
      I've gone on a really long time, haven't I? And its all about video games. Well, I guess in the end that's what this site is all about, isn't it? Video games and Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie and video games. Yup. What else is there? Hmm...
      Supernatural is a really great show, don't you think? Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Misha Collins, Jim Beaver. They're awesome. Other than that and Xena and Hercules reruns, t.v. can die for all I care. Anime is cool in general, some more than others. Any recommendations, send them my way. One hobby besides writing, or perhaps with writing, is a four letter word. It starts with Y. It ends in I. There is no R consonant in between, only two vowels. I love most music genres, but some certain songs just bother me. Like that one, sung by One Direction or Justin Beiber or whoever. "I wanna show you off to all of my friends. Watch 'em drool by their chinny-chin-chins. You're gonna be mine tonight-mine tonight-yeah." Really? I don't have to be a woman to understand the objectification this poor chick is going through. What a jerk! :thumbdown:
      Also, I may or may not like emoticons a little too much.
      Yeah, I think that's about covered it. Really, could anyone have survived that ridiculously long narrative and made it to the end? Whatever. It's fun to type. See? I'm still typing. And now, to conclude.
      Strawberries. Not cherries. STRAWBERRIES. And chocolate. A recipe for happiness.
      "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it."