The sky was black, apart from the occasional strike of lightning that lit up the sky. It was here that Ben Franklin was destined to harness the power of electricity. Then out of nowhere the lightning transformed into a powerful blue dragon and swallowed him. Because of this, electricity was never successfully harnessed, and the world remained in darkness. But the stars were soon to be discovered as were lightning bugs which then were used as lanterns.But, the sudden mass consumption of lightning bugs placed too much of a strain on the species, and they went extinct. Then all of a sudden Pewdiepie found a lantern and some oil and was no longer afraid of the scary monsters that come from the dark until he dropped it… then while trying to rad a not, he died by the hands of the monster. But since the game was saved and all Stephano helped Pewdie and they ran along all the scary corridors until they came to a dead end where Nyan cat was waiting with a rainbow out of his butt. Just then they were attacked by ten thousand harpoons and arrows, ripping pewdepie’s son to shreds, but he didn’t care. Then something horrid happened! His bike broke into pieces and he yelled in agony “You can kill my son but you can’t kill my bicycle!” He stared at the barrels that watched and laughed and he threw them across the room. “I don’t trust you!!! BARRELS!” In doing so he accidentally killed a carpenter trying to save his girlfriend, which gained him a good friendship with Donkey Kong. But then Harry Pothead showed up and smoked them all, giving him illusions about a magical school where anything is possible.Soon after that small daydream, the monster crawled out of a cave and went searching for Pewdie and stephano. Only to get cut to bits by a morbidly obese man on a riding lawn mower, who happened to be dark skinned and munching on some chicken and a couple of watermelons. As well as slurping some grape drink just like from the sunny Dee commercials. When the sun went down the stars come up. DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME. The sun rises suddenly and the world is thrown into a chaotic mass of drugs and sex…To escape this catastrophe, pewdepie and his son flew into space. Where they then held onto the moon with dear life but soon it collided with Mars. This killed the martian king, naming Pewdepie the new ruler of the planet. But all of a sudden, ghosts popped out of nowhere and what happened to be behind them were barrels, and Donkey Kong. The barrels rolled over to Pewdie and then tackled him as he screamed. Iron maidens popped out of nowhere singing Swedish songs of death. Which could only mean one thing, SYNCHRONIZED DANCE. Then the wheels kept moving and Pewdie drank up all of the random water that fell from the missing sky. Which in turn gave him super powers. Where he flew like superman across the desert but on the way, he ran into some windows which cut off his arms and legs. But he still passed the checkered flag, so , victory.
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