Weird skills & Quirks

That thing with the brain running outta air, das dangerous.

Have only happened once luckily but i laugh for i minimum of 30 minutes when something like this happens and then i don't mean just a little laughter, I'm actually ROFL for 30min - 3 hours

i can impersonate prince Phillip

I hiccup in a really odd and very loud way

i can bend my thumb all the way back to my wrist ..... but it kinda hurts cause i did it too many time

Well Im not trying to brag here
but...

1. Whenever I want something I usually obtain it, no matter what the cost is As long as its something I want. Not like I go cry about it to people, but like I end up, social engineering the company for the item or just something like that Or like if I want to go out with a girl I get to, nothing really stops me

2. When it comes to hacking/Modifying anything. Im the go to guy for that, I can look back at something and figure a exploit in no time It's scary but yes I have done some hacking on government level.

3. I'm very good at getting girls numbers

I can but both my legs behind my head just like Sharky and i can bend my fingers in a way that my fingers touch the back of my palm

I can lick my elbow, but I don't do it much...I don't like having saliva in weird places.

I can ride my bike with no handle bars.
no handle bars..




no handle bars...

I can make my vision blurry

and epically fail at basketball

I can make people see nightmare causing illusions

I can move the cartilage around in my throat. It makes a weird cracking noise. And I can say the Greek alphabet in 8 seconds.

Well, I can glue both my hands to my ass and predend I'm a butterfly.

I can make food disappear *magic*
Lol. I guess I could sometimes think/guess what someone is going to say next when they're talking, its probably luck but whatever

Throat singing looks like this: Ö~~~~
Sneaking around (lvl: ninja-1) eg. I can take 2 bags of chips and some cookies, and walk past my parents without them noticing
Vibrating whistle (while practicing throat singing)
Fart with my hands
Wiggle my ears
The inside of my head is like the computer screens of 50 game developers together.
And it would be nice if we actually had superpowers. DAMN IT ANIME

I can do some more useless stuff, I know I can, but I can't come up with it right now.

We sing like that in choir, to get the sound out, so you're not alone

I have enhanced peripheral vision. And it's really useful, and perverted lol
I eat a lot, no exercise, guaranteed illness free, no drugs, and I still don't get fat
I have that strange feeling when my crush is near by (always working, seriously)
memorize any situation, place, ANYTHING, as long as my crush is associated with it.
(I know obsessed kind of talents, but it's all I got )

I can talk like elmo, the best skill of the universe.

I don't know how special this is... But I can run on all fours, make some pretty awkward noises, and pretty much disappear.

well i am a lone wolf..
I enjoy loneleyness most of the time
I also have a cold resistance, and feel best when it's a chilly weather
Also some say people eat to live, not in my case, i live to eat XD