Touhou Discussion Thread [Topic: Stronkest Day ⑨/⑨]

I want this thread dead

On a plate

While having a dinner with Remilia Scarlet

Raisins.

So this happened:

Sauce:twitter.com/NatureValley/status/463682804942127105

Genius twitter marketing account is always +1

Billy Mays voice:BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

I can't breathe anymore.

I've got a Touhou killer for you guys.

that game is just... horrible.

Okuu wanted me to poke this

Still want it dead

get out of mah section pleb

nou

have some of dis instead

Misteri pls

your arguments have never been any more invalid than this...

PORTAL, MY ONLY WEAKNESS
no seriously. I love portal.

song ended up in my library

^- One of the worst arrangements I have heard to be honest.

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the worst has happened...

I couldn't stop laughing.

wtf counter: 9000000000000000000000

hate to double post (coughliecoughiwantthisthreadalivecough)

But hell, I wanted to share this just cuz why not.

Today I had a dream, in which I woke up finding out that I was sitting in a cart, which seemed rather unusual (coughobviouslyunusualcough), then as i looked behind, i saw Orin pushing the cart to somewhere.
I actually knew who Orin was, and I panicked as a fucktard when I noticed. I was begging for mercy, screaming in panic and got knows what else I didn't do (yes you fucktard, I BEGGED that she doesn't throw me in a frikkin puddle of painful lava). She actually looked pretty damn pissed off, actually, she was, judging by her look of when she cut my tounge out, ouch. That actually hurt, and somehow felt that almost as if it was IRL, i think that's just about normal... right? Feeling something while in a dream?? No??? Whatever...
Anywho, as she was driving me around in her cart full of skeleton corpses and maybe another fresh looking corpse, I was just sitting there waiting for my end. I could've struggled, but as far as I know, it would've been damn pointless. since she was far more powerful than me, so yeah, I just waited. after a bit of a ride, I just out of the blue asked her "Will it hurt?", she actually got the question, since ofc she was gonna throw me in a bloody puddle of lava, she just replied with a soft sounding voice, don't get me wrong, that's how she sounded when she said that, but anyway, she replied: "No, it won't hurt, you'll feel just a sting.", i felt that she smiled to me at some point, i felt a bit unsure of her statement but either way i was like (yeahokaymaybeitwonthurtevenifsheneverreallydumpedherselfinapuddleoflavalelelelel), and kinda idiotic like.
after another few minutes we reached the Hell of Blazing Fires. and honestly, it was hot in there, even as a dream, no guys that was not the heater in my room, there wasn't one either way, anyway, moving on with this weird topic. Once we were standing close to the very edge of the cliff that led to my, and everyone elses doom/end, I plainly got up from the cart of hers, and just stood right next to the cliff, Orin just looked at me wondering what I was doing, and then I asked the same question again "This won't hurt... right?", and she just said "Just a little sting, don't worry 'bout it", that time I could've sworn that she was smiling behind me. but, anyways, I then just once again, out of the pure blue, just said "Thank you." awkard? Yes. Orin had that kind of "wait thanks for what face?" WHY WAS I EVEN THANKING HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?? And then I just jumped in the puddle myself, ending my own life as I hit the puddle of lava, drowning in death almost instantly, I felt disconnected, and everything was all black, and some white was appearing here and there. And at the very last, I woke up in my bed, feeling a bit sad at some point, and yeah, i just carried on with my sleep.

K, das all, I have no idea what kind of messed up dream that was, hell, it was Touhou related, so what the hell.
and yes, some things sound pretty incorrect, no surprise there. so yeah.

thanks for reading.