What would you do if someone came and said "Go die and no one would cry"?

I don't care who it is, it wouldn't affect me at all. If it's a family member or good friend he/she probably didn't mean it and if it's a stranger I wouldn't give a fuck and probably smile, looking around me for a hidden camera of something.

And i'd do it until they run away like a sad child. Or pull the trigger. Or both.

I'd laugh, then hug them tightly.. very tightly... until they stopped breathing @_@

I'd shrug it off and try to think of a polite but devastating reply that would reduce them to tears.

I would punch him in the face

Tell him/her: " I love you too sweety here I'll give you a kiss could be a wet one mwa mwa mwa~~~" and he/she'll run away or puke to death.
Mission accomplished.

I would unfruitfully search for a fuck.

Just summon a kiriboh on him and pray that he survives
Cus this kiriboh is meant to fck sht up

Sincerely, I would beat the sh** out of him.

I'd go Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus badass alerttt