What would you do if someone came and said "Go die and no one would cry"?

I would feel bad for them, saying that is really sad. I am comfortable with myself, i know people would care if i die

What I have done?
Told them "And when you dissappear, no one will find you. I know just where to keep you, too." They said, "Reaaaly? Where?" "Why don't we go now?" They are still afraid of me.
What would I tell you? -to quote Napoleon: "You have enemies who wish for your demise? Good. That means you've done something in this world." Besides, their statement is contradictory. They say that your death would hold no emotional sway, yet, it already has. Whatever you have or haven't done, it has brought about their ire to the point that they would make such a paradoxical statement. To hell with them, I'll meet 'em there. You enjoy life to its fullest, and then some.

I would just put a smugface up and tell that he should be disappointed due to the fact people DO care about me , and maybe even more then him.

People would still cry.

Right now, i would choose to become ded.

Since crackheads most likely blurt out random things like that I'd just walk away.

But if a normal person said that I'd kick em in the dick.

No one will cry he says? Good. I want my funeral to be tearless. I believe death is not the end, but a new beginning. Corny, I know, but the world would so dreadfully boring if death was the end, so I hope for... a beyond.

"When I die, friends, remorse not, but be joyous! Let you take solace that I have left Earth to raise hell in Heaven."
Or maybe I'm just in sensitive. Preemptive apology, I'm sorry.

I would kick him in the crotch until he cried.

Smile...
Because i know that guy who said gonna die first...

Nothing, because me and my best friend say worse things to each other for a joke, what should I care if some random is gonna come at try and hurt my feelings with.... that weak insult.


Alternatively, kick 'em in the balls, because.... why not?

Ahaha, people like that don't even deserve to be looked at.

I would say, "Later, bitch!"

And get my perfect self out of there.

At first, I would ignore.

But if he's stupid enough to go on later...

Break glass... with his face.

(I snap easily, even if you can't tell how pissed off I am.)

if a person would have done that well....that person would be laying on the ground with a swollen eye and i would have walked away. because if you are trying to make me feel pain, I will show that person pain...no one gonna make my day shitty.

If somebody is going to take the time to say that to me, it means they clearly care about me in some way. And I know there are people out there who care, I would just kind of blow them off.

I rather showed my middle finger to him or my ass, or both

"No presents for you this christmas, kid."

I'd hug that person.
His face in that moment would be priceless.

Punch him in the face