Man-eating horse... :c

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    • Man-eating horse... :c

      THERE'S A MAN-EATING HORSE IN MY HOUSE.
      He can be invisible if he wants to ;_;

      Proof:
      [20:50:23] LordVoldemort: horse c:
      [20:50:30] Dano: horse? D:
      [20:50:32] LordVoldemort: yes.
      [20:50:39] Dano: where?
      [20:50:59] LordVoldemort: somewhere
      [20:51:19] Dano: can i eat it?
      [20:51:22] LordVoldemort: nope
      [20:51:28] Dano: why?
      [20:51:37] LordVoldemort: cause he'll eat you first.
      [20:51:44] Dano: wat
      [20:51:48] LordVoldemort: yup
      [20:51:53] LordVoldemort: its a maneating horse
      [20:52:07] Dano: and he wants to eat ME
      [20:52:10] LordVoldemort: yup
      [20:52:14] LordVoldemort: well..
      [20:52:21] LordVoldemort: only if you try to eat him.
      [20:52:50] Dano: what if i kill him before trying to eat him?
      [20:52:56] LordVoldemort: you cant
      [20:53:01] LordVoldemort: he can be invisible c:
      [20:53:12] Dano: oh come on :c
      [20:53:19] LordVoldemort: i swear D:
      [20:53:40] LordVoldemort: well, atleast my bed says so.
      [20:53:46] LordVoldemort: i think its my bed..
      [20:53:48] Dano: your bed talks?
      [20:53:56] LordVoldemort: yes..
      [20:54:01] LordVoldemort: unless its the horse.
      [20:54:02] LordVoldemort: o.o
      [20:54:03] Dano: are you okay,honey?
      [20:54:07] Dano: °Q°
      [20:54:13] LordVoldemort: mhm
      [20:54:24] Dano: mhm means yes?
      [20:54:28] LordVoldemort: yes c:
      [20:54:33] Dano: alright
      [20:54:40] Dano: you sure about being okay tho? °Q°
      [20:54:46] LordVoldemort: yup :4
      [20:55:01] LordVoldemort: aw
      [20:55:02] Dano: because beds don't usually talk,you know
      [20:55:06] LordVoldemort: i know.
      [20:55:10] LordVoldemort: i think its the horse
      [20:55:18] Dano: horses don't talk either!
      [20:55:21] LordVoldemort: well..
      [20:55:32] LordVoldemort: horses arent invisible but this one is.
      [20:55:54] Dano: but how do you know if his horse is invisible?
      [20:56:00] Dano: i mean,if you can't see it..
      [20:56:08] LordVoldemort: thats obvious..
      [20:56:14] LordVoldemort: he's not invisible all the time.
      [20:56:37] Dano: uhm..
      [20:56:47] Dano: sounds about right
      [20:56:52] LordVoldemort: yup :3im waiting for an answer from my friend.
      [20:57:28] LordVoldemort: wrote a textmessage to her, a long one, 23:33 :c
      [20:57:35] LordVoldemort: still no answer
      [20:58:02] Dano: she'll answer,don't worry :3
      [20:58:10] Dano: well,unless the horse ate her...
      [20:58:16] LordVoldemort: DAMN YOU HORSE
      [20:58:23] Dano: shh!
      [20:58:28] Dano: don't make him angry °Q°


      HELP US D:
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