You Are Confronted By The Above Users' Avatar On A Lonely Street!! Quick Thinking Is A Must: WHAT DO YOU DO??

Two persons with gun! Oh shit! And.. they'll kill each other. I'll just turn around, and I hope they don't see me *turn around, walk slowly, call the police*

Why are you staring at me?
What, is there something between my teeth?

I normally pass her, but I then realise she looks cartoony and not real.

Just fucking run away...just...run...

"Why the hell are you looking at me like that? There something in my eyes?"

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"DON'T ****ING STARE AT ME!!!"

No, i don't brofist a furry. *continues to walk, stabbing PeaceKeeper in the process*

"Alright, that's it, who's been putting up these statues?"

Gonzo Payne wrote:

"Alright, that's it, who's been putting up these statues?"

I am!

That statue is looking at me very disapprovingly. >..>

Here, have a T-Bone. I don't taste very good, kinda stringy.

Pssh. That's assuming a t-bone would be filling enough :v

"Aw crap. The prehistoric era is back."

*Runs*

"Nice glasses, bro. Can I have a pair? Pwease?"

As i have seen him a few times i would continue walking

Its a pokemon.. BATTLE HIM

Looks like your avatar is asking for a brofist. So, *brofist*

"Stephano! Save meh! *tackle you as arrows rush past my head*"

I walk aimlessly alone on a dark street, carefully studying my surroundings. The buildings around me are quiet and boarded up; no one has been alive in these homes for years. I tell myself not to stop, not to trust this place, and to keep moving. I don't let a cat playing in a garbage can even distract me. After a few minutes of walking, I hear it. A cheerful laugh in front of me. I freeze, staring at the dark figure that has appeared in front of me.

"... why are you laughing?!" I call out, knowing this figure is only trying to keep me from getting to my destination.

"You look pretty happy today... What's with your eyebrows?"