Adventures in Amnesia (FOR EVERYBRO!)

Sorry, but honestly my computer just FROZE for 10 mins from that smiley spam thing...

Druuuuuggggzzzz...
Yyyyyeeeeyyyyyy maaaaaannnnn
slooooowwww doooowwwwnnnn
hhaaaaaaavvvv ssaaaaaammmmm drruuuuuuggggzzz
whhhaaattt tthhhheee ffuuuuuuccckk aaaammmm
iiiiiii eevvveenn ddoooiiinnn riiigggghhtt naaaaoooooo??

yeeeeaaaahhhh.... sllloooowwwiiinnn ddooooowwnnnn iiisss goooodddd foooorrrr yooouuuuuwwww heeeeeeaaallllltthhh

But i loovvvv maaahhhh laaaddaaanaaadaanaadaanuuummmm,
aannndd youuuuwww luuuuvvvv saaaannniiiiiteeeehhh poottttiioonnn...

Ok whatever.. XD

*Jumps on boxes, and jumps some more until we get to a table with all kinds of chemistry stuffs*
There is a note on the table which tells you how to make ladanadaladanadanum and sanity potion.

*falls in the water because the boat turned over* ;;;@.<;;; stupid boat.

Or maybe you fell in the water because i was in drugs and you found it amusing somehow...

OH NO! Stephanie!!! Get up! NOW! The water monster is coming! And it will kill you instantly!
*jumps to the water from table, and tries to go grab stephanie out of the water*

Ok. Now let's read the note on how to make ladanadaladanadanum and most importantly sanity potions!

OOC: Are you creative enough to make up some bizarre ingredients for 2 different kinds of magic drinks?

~FFFF my late responses because of a Happy Wheels vid xD~

XD great!

OOC: Harry potter ingredients will do just greatly!

(dafuq unicorns don't exist xD, but horse blood will do)

UNICORNS DON'T EXIST!?!? TAKE IT BACK! NAO!

Awesome ingredients tho. :]
Where are we going to get those?

Awesome. I'll go get them for you.
*runs to the closet, and opens it*
Some of these ingredients are rotten!
anyways... let's see... Aconite, Nettle and a Bezoar... Okay.
...Unicorn Blood, lion-fish spines and stewed mandrake... Done!
*the water monster starts splashing at me* >:0 GTFO
*runs back to the table, and gives ingredients to stephanie*