The story has to be completely nonsensical and completely messed up. Maybe you're the last good YouTuber and you have to gfight YouTubers gone bad like Ken and Cry etc. The charactrs that would make the most sense are you and Marzia, or have you rescue Marzia. Edgar is a weapon who farts on people and you throw Maya and he explodes enemies into hearts. The main enemy is a barrel but he has millions of barrels and knights and various enemies from each game, maybe even the Happy Wheels kid. You un…