I know it's not much to add to the table but, I think you should consider one or more of the following items: -Bewbs (for the guys) -Potatoes (for the 9gaggers) -Leather seats (for the cars) -Wooden swords (for your guy. 'Cuz, you know... It's dangerous to go alone) -Inter-dimensional Space Llamas (for awesomeness) <--My personal recommendation