One of the bosses should be a purple rhinoceros named Rhino-Rick. He would have a giant battle ax and cool battle armor made of iron. His attacks could include dashing/jumping across the screen, swinging his battle ax, and summoning baby hippopotamus that could act like goombas from super mario. As a child, Rhino-Rick always wanted to become a famous video game commentator. One day he came across a Youtuber named Pewdiepie and thought "wow, this guy is lame, he'll never get anywhere," then he we…