Quote from Deus Solaris: “I'm glad you didn't shot the president, I don't really care about him but americans are whiney and they would have jumped on you.” i was on ifunny, and one feature was of an armadillo running in and grabbing something that a sniper was aimed on. the caption said protect the president and one of the top comments was "where was he on November 22, 1963". many people said it was too soon and i was like "yes, a date way before we were born is too soon. "