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Your Favorite Quotes?!
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
Post"Reach for the stars instead of picking up scraps on the ground left by others" "We are your salvation through destruction" - Harbinger, Mass Effect 2 "Fortune favors the foolish" "Don't wish things were easy, make things easier" "Youth is wasted on the young" "You can work to live your dreams today, or you can keep dreaming for the rest of your life..."
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1000 Wishes
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
PostI wish I could go into cryogenic sleep and wake up in a much better time where there is true equality for EVERYONE, no more poverty and no more prejudice of any kind, not even in jokes by comedians or in any media. (By 4014 or 5015?) I also wish commercial space travel was fast and affordable because being jam packed into a metal tube with crying babies for 12 hours being served airplane food is torture!
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Could you survive?
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
PostNo! So I can go OUTSIDE and BUY porn from a real STORE?! I'd rather be without tv (since you can watch every show and movie online anyway...)
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Most Embarrassing Moment!
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
PostAt a wedding I got drunk and threw up on my aunt's lap, she yelled the shit outta me
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Since it seems you just want to do this for fun, you should play whatever you want but be aware your videos might not get many views which can be disapointing and would make it feel like your wasting your time and data cap usage from uploading videos not to mention the rendering time and how much effort you put into editing. But like all those tubers say, just keep making videos (they hardly mention what else they did to get them where they are.)
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anyone know a good website?
Klawtaurus - - Help
PostThis isn't exactly a website but you know about GIMP? It's a free download and is similar to Photoshop (but maybe you already knew that). Like with other things you wanna learn about, just search youtube for "how to" videos?
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which celeberty
Klawtaurus - - Chat Box
PostRyan Gosling so I had a better shot at snatching up Jenna Marbles, Katherine Webb, and all those "high class"... "woman" at the Playboy Mansion.
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girls
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
PostIf you can't talk to her in person try to get to know her threw Facebook if she does that. But if you do decide to talk to her as in say actual words to her face, don't let the first thing you say is: "Hi, I want to split you in half sooo bad!" That's actually the hardest part (giggidy), trying to figure out how to talk to someone you like for the first time. That, or I'm just full of shit.
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How to kiss
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
Postlots of tongue, maybe... hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool3_long-tongue-girls-7_200907260123478985.jpg
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Why does it hurt?
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
PostDoes your new girlfriend treat you better than your ex? If the answer is yes then to hell with that thrown-away bitch! That hurt will go away, focus on the good thing you have now let the bad thing you threw away get a STD in her mouth/ears/nose/where ever humans have sex :wacko:
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Marriage
Klawtaurus - - Real Life
PostI agree with Noirproxy, marriage is a primitive concept like dial up & Myspace, I'm sure there are still girls that dream about their wedding day but don't think of how dull married life will be, especially once a couple starts to get older and body parts start to wrinkle and sag and the kids have moved out. If I were normal I'd just want to be financially stable so I can provide the very best for my children hoping to put them on the right path while not having to drive myself crazy from too mu…