I do not really know why I didn't post here when I first made one of these bro army accounts, but hey probably because I didn't plan on trying to be active, but I am bored so whatever. Might as well get my tentacles in as many minds as possible.

Hello, unlike the other hoards I am NOT a new YouTube, although I am not famous at all. Who am I? Good point, excuse me as I cry internally about the lack of progress I seem to have made in the last 3 years of YouTube.

I will not go into detail here of why I got into YouTube, I will save that essay for another time, instead this will be about me, which is good seeing as that is what this thread is for.
What separates me from your average hoards of underage YouTubers is not just my own age, but the fact that I am a psychopathic, warped, deranged, but honest cultist of Cthulhu who is just trying to build a name for himself, regardless of the offensiveness it may bring.
Due to psychopathic mentality, I give it to you straight, my opinion is never bought and I refuse to give up on things I actually set my mind to, like YouTube, or like not eating food that is poisoned by our government.

Why am I writing this essay? Because no one will read it, but if the very slim chance happens where aliens take over or the world ends and they find fragments of things I have said, I want to paint a very clear picture of the man I was.

Well, peace out and hail Cthulhu.

Thank you.

I had my suspensions that this was hell, but was thrown off by the white background and the lack of barrels burning in the mighty blazes of Hades. Should have known though.

I believe we all went to hell the second pewds first brofisted us. (As dirty as that sounds... hey i didn't make up that phrase)
It just took us time to find each other after all, Hell is one big piece of property. I would not mind buying low and flipping it for huge profit..

Well, it is 1:07am and I am pretty hungry... so some food might not be too bad.
I get the feeling though that even as Pewdiepie's personal potato-meme hell secretary you can not really do much about that.

Well, unless you have to power to conjure up snacks to random people on the internet?

Well colour (or color, how knows which one is truly the proper one) me impressed. Thank you very much.

I may now fill my emptiness and suppress the dark Eldritch monsters within me once again! Hooray!