If a zombie walked in right now and you picked up the item to your left, how screwed would you be?

pfft im fucked....... *picks up my tiny little tnt steve figure* on second thought... *thinks of how it would go if i viciously stabbed the zombie with steve* nope. im fucked unless i can use my hands.

use ur head

hmm.... *makes a make-shift diamond helmet and rams into the zambie* SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER! I GOT MAH DIAMOND HELMET SO DONT FUCK WIT MEH!

Well I am looking at a remote control and an iPhone charger...I would say I'm pretty screwed!

I'd totally NOT be screwed, cause I'm next to a sofa! Yayyyy!

I would be pretty much srcewed. Theres not much you can do with a pear. :p

i would survive if my cellphone was a nokia those thing are weapons

I have a uniform on my left. I'm screwed big time. ;-; xD

A guitar pick.

Please, go to my funeral