First Kiss

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    • Horta Woof wrote:

      I was about 13. Or 12.
      So, I met this chick when I was like 10. I was like really great friends with her, and after a while I started liking her (being my usual idiotic flirty self). So, after a while, I start flirting with her (duh) but she didn't realize it. I started hitting on her quite hard, and finally, she realizes that I'm a fool and falls for me (luckily).
      I was having this party over at my place. We were talking while the others were somewhere else of the house and I already knew she liked me by then. I'll describe the dialogue:

      "blah blah" - I say some joke of some sort
      *laughs*
      "So...I can't believe x and y are together"- me
      "Yeah, but she's so pretty, he couldn't just reject her"
      "You leave y in the dirt. You are gorgeous"
      She sits on my lap, 'cause 12 is just the right age.
      "I can't believe we're alone. What are we waiting for?"
      "We were waiting for..."
      I interrupt her rudely, 'cause I'm awesome
      "This..."
      I put her lying down and I lay down upon her
      We kiss for about 3 seconds. We stop, we take a breath ('cause ma lungs are sheet) and we start french kissing.

      I dated her for about 1 year. We only broke up because she had to move to somewhere. I really liked her, a lot. I still do, a bit.
      its so cute , any idea where she moved?
      youtube.com/watch?v=sf6LD2B_kD…Rv9Ckjc-FBsuE2_QU6LOCL-aU-

      a very tremendous Life changing with one instrument <3

    • My first kiss happened when I was in Grade 4:
      I sat on the boys' table to have lunch. ('Cus thats what I normally do) And they were talking about something.
      Jacob: So here's our Thats My Tomboy candidate!
      Me: You said it brotha! So hey... Whats the topic bros?
      Ian: Oh we're talking about Batman Brave and the BOLD
      Tristan and Jacob: *tries to stop laughter*
      Me: Oh yeah! I LOVE BATMAN!
      Ian: You didn't got the joke are you? -_-"
      Me: What joke?
      Tristan: Two eggs at the bottom part and one LONG hotdog at the top part!
      Ian and Jacob: *tries to stop laughter*
      Me: Oh so you guys are talking about breakfast.
      Tristan, Ian and Jacob: YOU DIDN'T GOT THE JOKE?!
      Me: I dunno :|
      Jacob: *Whispers to my hear loudly* do you watch hentai?
      Me: Excuse me?
      Jacob: *Kisses me*
      Tristan: Oh am I gonna ship this couple or what?
      Ian: YOU SHOULD SHIP THIS COUPLE! THEY'RE SO KAWAII!
      Me: *Kicks back Jacob* HEY! I'M NOT AN AVERAGE GIRL I'M LESBIAN RETARD! *leaves the table*
      Jacob: Do you like me?
      Me: HELL NO BITCH! And yeah, bitch means its a female dog. You'll take that as a compliment.
      Jacob: *Whispers at Tristan and Ian* Oh sure I love her so much!

      After that event, I got reported into the principal's office for kicking Jacob's stomach off the table.
      Grade 5 came and we studied about the private parts. And I blushed when Tristan said about the eggs and hotdogs part.
      Such perverted minds -_-"
      I'm so innocent back then lol XD

      The post was edited 1 time, last by KagaminePewdsLover ().

    • Semi Bimbi wrote:

      Horta Woof wrote:

      I was about 13. Or 12.
      So, I met this chick when I was like 10. I was like really great friends with her, and after a while I started liking her (being my usual idiotic flirty self). So, after a while, I start flirting with her (duh) but she didn't realize it. I started hitting on her quite hard, and finally, she realizes that I'm a fool and falls for me (luckily).
      I was having this party over at my place. We were talking while the others were somewhere else of the house and I already knew she liked me by then. I'll describe the dialogue:

      "blah blah" - I say some joke of some sort
      *laughs*
      "So...I can't believe x and y are together"- me
      "Yeah, but she's so pretty, he couldn't just reject her"
      "You leave y in the dirt. You are gorgeous"
      She sits on my lap, 'cause 12 is just the right age.
      "I can't believe we're alone. What are we waiting for?"
      "We were waiting for..."
      I interrupt her rudely, 'cause I'm awesome
      "This..."
      I put her lying down and I lay down upon her
      We kiss for about 3 seconds. We stop, we take a breath ('cause ma lungs are sheet) and we start french kissing.

      I dated her for about 1 year. We only broke up because she had to move to somewhere. I really liked her, a lot. I still do, a bit.
      its so cute , any idea where she moved?
      England.

      Anyways, she came back. Except she changed completely from everything I like about her, and besides, I'm already going on dates with me crush xD
      Yes, I'm a dog. And I type.
      It's not that impressive when you see it in real life.