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  • Things you Believed as a Kid

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    Grown-ups are mean! I use to think earwigs will crawl up into your ear while you sleep. Thus why they are called earwigs, because they attack people by going in their ears and doing bad stuff with their pincer things. I was told this story as a child, about a spider eating a hole in a girl's scalp and crawling into her head and laying eggs there. I don't remember how the story went or how the spider stayed on her head to make the hole (I think it was because the girl had cornrows/braids and you …

  • Introvert? I think that's the one I am. In real life I much rather stay in my house/cave and I don't like people in my house.... it makes me nervous; strangers especially!!! OMG! I chose my internet provider because they would send me a self-install kit so I can install/hook-up my internet myself! QAQ (and still a guy was sent because something was wrong with some service box thing outside... somewhere) ......and the other internet provider I considered fucking sent a guy when I looked up prices…

  • Quote from IamBob: “The sound disappeared at 22:48 till 24:04, we could still hear Cinnamontoastken and Mary but you and Marzia's voice cut off, there was no sound, maybe the microphone stopped working or something. I didn't get to hear her pet peeve about you ” It did that to me too!!! Did you also watch it on youtube? (I think poods says the podcasts are on some apple app thing where you can just listen to them. ...don't know.... I like looking at poods beard grow faster then ken's so I watch …

  • Things you Believed as a Kid

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    uhhh..... are you asking us what things we belived to be real as a kid? or did you just want random untrue stuff cartoons did?

  • A Paradox ( Mind Bending QUESTION)

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    If a croc stole my son, the son-of-a-bach better give him back!!! *spews profanities and inaudible words* I don't like this question cuz..... That croc is going to be dead, so he better give me my son back or IT'S CROCODILE STEW TONIGHT!!! wonder if Ken knows any good ways to cook a croc....

  • WE READ FANFICTION! (BroKen #5)

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    I've been told a few times (by bed mates) that I violently moved in my sleep, this has happened twice that I have been told of. I also know of one time I screamed in my sleep, because it woke me up. ....I'm an odd sleeper just in general. I have a bad habit of sitting up in my sleep (not waking up, just snoozing while sitting or using my feet as a pillow.) It bugs my bed or room mate because they think I'm awake or they just want me to lay the fuck back down. needless to say I've whacked my head…

  • I've relapsed into bottling up my emotions in real life, again. I'm not alone much and so I find it hard to just cry; because if I cry others will see me cry and I don't want them to see me sad. So I push it back and put on a smile so they won't see that I'm sad. I KNOW I shouldn't bottle up my sadness, but I do it anyway because I need to appear strong. If by some chance I can be alone, I cry, and wrap myself up in a blanket and most likely take a nap. If something gets me super upset or sad I …

  • What is your best and worst food?

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    COFFEE! *cough* I mean, I like pasta/noodles. My fave fruit is cherries (even thou my mom is allergic.). and my favorite vegetable is BROCCOLIIIII!!!! raw, steamed, with cheese, I like broccoli anyway Put it in my pasta, salad, or stir-fry, I love my broccoli in anything. Worse is boiled eggs. for some reason I can't keep it down, if I manage to get it down it wants to come back up. No matter if it's plan or in something like potato salad; body/tummy no likes boiled eggs.

  • ............. suddenly I'm aware of how young people are on these forms. What if I never grow up! How do you define 'grow-up'? If I say I want to be an awesome grandparent, would that count? I just have no plans on ever going back and finishing college...

  • What are you addicted to!?

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    Coffee, COOOFFFEE, coffee coffee COFFEE coffee coffee coffee COFFEE coffee anime coffee coffee peoples OCs coffee coffee COFFEE coffee coffee coffee coffee porn coffee coffee coffee coffee red or gold eyes and black hair coffee COFFEE coffee coffee coffee coffee CoFfEe coffee pewdiepie coffee coffee coffee CoooFFFEeee coffee coffee. ....Did I mention I like Coffee?

  • HOW TO SPEAK SWEDISH (BroKen #2)

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    Quote from ashleigh87129: “Is it weird that I'm in my 20's and enjoy watching your videos? I always enjoy these podcasts” NOPE! Pewds is in his 20's as well. So I personally don't think it's weird. Then again I could be the weird one because I'm older then pewds and I watch his videos.

  • So old and have so many regrets.... A regret that is relateable (to the age group I think most of the people on this form are). I had a crush on one of my friends in high school. We where very close and most of our friends suspected we liked each other that way by the way we acted around each other. Walking with an arm around the other's waist and stuff a couple would do (besides kissing, we never kissed). It was heaven! The best part of going to school was being around this person and walking h…

  • kittens or puppies :P

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    I prefer kittens. Dogs kinda..... well I just don't see myself having a dog. Firstly, puppies grow up to be big. They have 'claws' and unlike cats, dogs have those scratching things out all the time. Puppies need wakies to potty and if you're a decent person you clean up after your dog (wither it be on someone's lawn or your own back yard) the whole dog potties in the back yard thing is just.... .....I just don't like stepping in 'surprises'; litterbox is more predictable and potty stuff is all …

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  • SWEDEN VS USA! (NEW BroKen #1)

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    Pewds. I'm not happy. You made me one sad not a (your) momma. The mitten.... the mitten.... the MITTEN!!!!! how do you not know the mitten. freakin state is shaped like a mitten.... that shit is funny. It's like the frezze your tits off state and that is why it's a mitten........ cuz you need to warm your tits.

  • You know what's scary. Are you ready for this.... it's really scary! ..... .... ... .. . Babies. Newborns have big heads and lack neck strength. If you don't support the head well.... weellll... you can probably guess what would happen. And they cry and cry and cry. and you're like WTF do you need!? and some babies have colic. (which is crying for long periods of time for no reason) And sometimes babies just die.... sometimes SIDS happen and there is no reason why. Then they get older and crawl …

  • DISGUSTING JEALLY BEAN CHALLENGE

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    Quote from Bleaxo: “Am I the only one that think's how the create these flavor's? Thinking about how doe you know how a baby whipe taste's unles you like "taste" it :$$$” I would link to a clip of a show that actually says how Jelly Belly makes gross jelly beans. But I don't want to get in trouble for linking to other youtube videos. The short answer is YES a person does taste actual earwax and baby-wipes and such to get it close to possible to the real thing. And you know how you smel…

  • Whats Your Name Personality?

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    Attractive- 70% Trustworthy- 79% Jealous- 83% Intelligent- 83% (not really, considering I tried to upload a pic from my computer ) Creative- 62% and for kicks..... imagen.php

  • CAKE-MAN!!! who makes the sun shine~ who offers the cake the cake man caaan with berries and cream, devils food and vanillaaa~ the cake man will please

  • STOP MOMMY / DADDY TWEETS!!!

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    Quote from JJilero: “Hey Pewds, do u prefer potetos or chips ?” 'chips' means something different in different countries. In the usa "chips" is a thin sliced baked/fried pieces (another less common type is thin sliced fruit. example: banana chips). In another contrie "chips" is a grain type snack (like the state's "cracker"). In places like the UK "chips" are thick cut strips of potato fried (what the US call 'fries'). Another "chips" is thinly sliced vegetables like carrots, beets, zucchini, et…